your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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