i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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