apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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