my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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