return my video game
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he puts the penis in happiness.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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