I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
So. Much. Porn.
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