Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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