I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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