just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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