yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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