I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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