im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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