yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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