can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Farmville is her only friend.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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