He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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