Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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