too bad you live with your parents still
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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