I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
