you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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