i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have fence marks all over my body
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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