I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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