I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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