Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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