I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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