Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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