She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
