if i can run in heels then i can drive
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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