Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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