Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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