Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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