oh god the rape fog is back!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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