you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
