she was so not down for the gang bang
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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