I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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