Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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