Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
being pregnant is like rehab
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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