I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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