Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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