Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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