im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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