So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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