Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I am mentally ready for anal.
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