I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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