the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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