My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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