Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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