that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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