I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Enjoy the penises
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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