what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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