East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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