I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I think people are normalizing furries
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
