Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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