at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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