dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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