Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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