New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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